Monday, June 11, 2012

Funkmaster Flex Vs. The Breakfast Club

Hot 97 personality Funkmaster Flex didn't take too kindly to being named "Donkey of the Day" by rival radio show Power 95's Breakfast Club last week. The DJ took to the airwaves and launched a tirade against the morning show personalities.
"Yo, you're taking such a beating out here. All three of y'all are out here getting robbed," Flex boasted this weekend. "Retweet that! Man, I can't get that many records on, I'm so hyped. [plays 'How 2 Rob'] Oh, you thought I was going to play games this week? That's what you thought? That's what you thought, right? You thought people were scared of y'all? Summer Jam is going to be what turned your lights off. Three robbery victims, New York. I want you to know that you are witnessing frauds. Okay? These frauds are on the radio and Twitter talking tough but they're getting robbed, at finger point. I'm just telling you what they're saying, man."
Flex singled out Charlemagne's southern background for ridicule.
"You ain't got stamina like me, buddy," Flex added. "None of y'all. None of y'all. Now why don't you guys, Twinkle Toes, that's what I'm gonna call y'all from now on. Toes. Twinkled. Why don't you guys get jewelry and your money back? Stop getting toast to the face and stop getting robbed at finger point. ... Get Diddy's hardware out your mouth, because when he got you fired in Philly, you weren't talking tough. And then when Diddy came to your show up here, you had his [Ciroc] hardware all in your mouth. Holding a Ciroc bottle. You know how crazy you looked? ... Brutal today. I'm talking about you like this and your pops because I'm not scared of you, B. You are soft. You are baby bottom, doo doo soft, man. You don't go to the borroughs, you sneak in and out like a baboon when you're washing Carmelo Anthony and LaLa underwear. You run out to the laundromat, go back inside, shut up man. Out-of-town, fried chicken-eating, I bet you know all types of chicken, right? Lemon chicken. Soy chicken. One of those types of dudes, right? You're soft. You're cakes, man. Epic show tonight. The art of getting robbed. You guys are getting robbed."
The Breakfast Club themselves seemed to laugh off Flex's rants.
"Who can be angry on a beautiful Saturday evening before the game and the fight? Not me," she tweeted. "@bunyan71 @shade45 and I'm forever grateful to you! It changed my life"
"How about make drinks not war! RT "@bunyan71: @angelayee make babies not war.... Or something!" she added.
DJ Envy also weighed in. "For every 10 lies you tell I have 1 truth....Stay Tuned.... (Insert evil laugh here)," he tweeted.
For his part, Charlemagne promised he would address Flex today (June 11th) on the radio show.

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