Text From Bennett. The Funniest Ever

These are text messages i exchange with my 17 year old cousin bennett. he is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at amoco, has a girlfriend named mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. He has no idea i do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real..













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Anonymous said…
I hope he has a trust fund, or the 'assets' for a career in porn....cuz he isn't gonna succeed based on his smarts. Very funny, though, do have him tour with you!
Anonymous said…
Best by far I'm guessing you use this for standup's
Anonymous said…
Lmao, he needs to get it togather. Haha every to I need a good lugh I going to look at this.
Anonymous said…
LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I died a lil on the inside after readin this shit.... "Lasanya" though???? Really???? -_-
quick said…
That was funny shit, hahaha I cant stop laughing.....waaaaa
Santiago Blaque said…
Shorty is Hilarious as hell.........He need his own show or some shit like that, Lbvfs!
Jazz said…
Lmaooo . You`re Cousin Needs Some F*cking Grammar Lessons Off Tops .! I Must Say This Isssss F*cking HILARIOUS .!! I Read Thiss 5 Timesssss . Lmaoooooo :'( Hustla Da Rabbit #Dead . Lol
Ily Idella said…
It's too early in the morning and I'm dying laughing! I friggin love it!
Anonymous said…
You have to take a lot of credit for being the straight man to your cuz'. Excellent! you should consider making a career out of this... seriously, too funny.
Anonymous said…
I was instantly weak after reading the first text!!! lmaooooo
Anonymous said…
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue posting these texts, you'll be rich before you know it!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Anonymous said…
Oh My God. I'm fucking dying over here....I had to bookmark this.
ChelleJellyBell said…
I'm sitting on my couch all by myself laughing my ass off. That's hilarious! Free comedic entertainment. Love it! Lol!
Anonymous said…
This is not funny at all. This is very stupid. He's butchering the english languange and using derogatory language. This is totally sad.
Anonymous said…
Please post more I will definitely subscribe! Bennett makes a shity day a little better with his oblivious ignorance
Anonymous said…
i havent laughed this hard in a long time , made my day better , thanx
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Anonymous said…
Who the hell has 120+ unread text messages??
IVAN BROOKS said…
lmfao he said niggas eat bitches in the hood when they get outt of line
Anonymous said…
LMFAOOO, What a perfect thing to read right before i go to sleep! HILARIOUS!
@snoopsays said…
this just made my night lol
Kevell said…
Waaaaw!!! This can't be real...Lmaooooo!!!!!
Anonymous said…
"Niggaz in the hood eat bitches when they get out of line dood. He is probaly a canable." Lmmfao!!!
LaTouiya said…
LMAO...THIS IS TOOO FUNNY..LOVED IT!
JLemay said…
omg i am crackn up!!! these r too funny lmao!!!
@BeautyMadeBrat said…
Lmmfao this can't be life def cried reading this too funny
Anonymous said…
Bennett is a zip damn fool. Lol. He is krazier than a road lizard with a knit sweater on and a pair of Chuck Taylors! ROTFLMAO! Keep 'em coming!
Anonymous said…
The funniest !!!!!
Eazycool63 said…
He's not the brightest candle on the cake!
Anonymous said…
Tell your white cousin to watch that niggaz word
Anonymous said…
Someone needs to drop this kid off in Baltimore. One of those neighborhoods where shootings don't even make the news anymore. Give him a Reality Check.
Anonymous said…
this nigga trippin, he aighht. He's a crazy guy though. I know plenty of people that aint black and talk like that, it's not black talk, it's street talk. thats's a throwed ass white boy
Anonymous said…
I agree with one of the other comments, this is the funniest/saddest things I've read in a long time. Because theres really nothing funny with having sex with a female w/o a condom.. Soon your cousin will end up like that man in the stall next to you. But no matter what color or creed, we must do better. Continue to encourage positivity in your cousins life, it will pay off in the end. God bless you guys!
Anonymous said…
Your cousin is funny, but I must say, it's really your comments infused with his, or in reply to his that really makes this hilarious.
Anonymous said…
This was so funny, seriously, i could not stop laughing. Please upload more ^__^
Anonymous said…
Well I saw these else where. On tumblr and they have the url background in them too. Nice try
Anonymous said…
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SH** I HAVE EVER READ! I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Anonymous said…
This was stupid...obviously fake. each "text conversation" is so formatted with 1)stupid observation/comment intro from Bennet 2) Well mannered/intended cousin tries to either correct or help Bennet 3) Bennett following it up with an even more incredulously stupid comment. On no rational planet would these two will have anything in common to even have a text exchange. The fact that this blog is under the guise that Bennet is his "cousin" is to throw that "why would you even talk to this guy" out of the window. I mean that one text exchange about the "lasanya" was such a manipulated joke that just made this whole thing way too obvious.
kaysky007 said…
yo this nigga has me crying and rolling outta my chair...this shit's hilarious....
Anonymous said…
So, you plan on posting more conversations, right?
Anonymous said…
hustla da rabbit?!?!?!? hahahahahahaha
glmarino32 said…
BAAHAHAHAAHA!!! PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING.. MY EYES ARE ALL WATERY FROM LAUGHING.. JUST LUV YOUR CUZ.. CANT BELIEVE HE FILLED HIS NEIGHBORS CAR WITH WATER.. HAHAHAHA.. TO FUNNY.. YOU COULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM
Anonymous said…
this is the most comical and entertaining blog that I have read in a long time. You are very eloquent and well spoken and...Bennett is, well, Bennett. LOL. Keep us posted and please post pics!
@dam said…
this can't be real. i love it though, it's fuckin funny but I think someone did this as a joke
Anonymous said…
FAKE!!! and not funny
Anonymous said…
God. All that incorrect grammar and spelling. As an elementary school teacher I feel like I'm going to be teacher kids who are smarter than their parents. Which is just sad, on so many levels.
Anonymous said…
What an idiot. I cannot believe there are people this stupid lol.
Anonymous said…
Wow, really?
Anonymous said…
I highly doubt he gets away with using the word "nigga" loosely like that in reality. He is going to say that to the wrong person, and OOPS!!!
Anonymous said…
this is not really funny at all .
Anonymous said…
ROTFFLMAO how in the hell can any one person be that stupid and that funny!!!! Holy shit I think I bust a blood vessel in my eye for laughing so hard!!!!!
AudioPhile J said…
This may be fake, it may be real, but it sure is a funny diversion for my day.
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Anonymous said…
this is hella funny my one and only question about this being real is...why does every single message say bennett in the top yet in some messages hes the grey text on the left side and others hes the green text on the right side...but besides that this was funny AF
Anonymous said…
Dood, dis guy anonymous iz a fukkin skitzo or sumtin. He poests like atey timez, and thay iz all aginst itself an' shit.

X-D. Just kidding. Had to follow the idiom.
Anonymous said…
wow, i was having an bad day til i came across this. this shyt is tooo funny. plz keep them coming lol.
Anonymous said…
LMMFAO!!!!!! I am in this office with a whole bunch of old farts that have no sense of humor....can I just busted out laughing....laughed so much I cried!!! This dude is a straight up fool!!!
Anonymous said…
PLEASE GIVE US A DESCRIPTION OR PIC OF BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!
Benneth Da Hussla said…
why u postin ma shit here nicca?
Big Drew said…
wait.. you allow him to say nigga? lol
Anonymous said…
Lol me, too..
Anonymous said…
funny but seems fake, why would you mispell werds on perpose jus to ack lyke a whyte aZz crIp you kan b gangSTa and no howda spel it dun mean yew aint hood.. semm lyke it over ambelished and da fone cum wit da spella type it hardar to mizspell a werd than spell it write. FUNNY AS HELL ANYWAY.
Anonymous said…
Is Bennett from Joplin, MO? I swear he sounds like the entire population of wanna-be gangster white boys that live here... Too funny, though.
weissy said…
Oh look, this isn't yours, you copied it all from another website.

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

Who ever knew such things happened on the internet?
Anonymous said…
Not if bennet isn't using an i phone
Anonymous said…
the most concerning thing to me, is how the fuck do you have 126 text messages that you haven't looked at yet...
Anonymous said…
Make sure this man never has kids. For the good of the human race
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Anonymous said…
So serious
this is straight hilarious and really funny. lol
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