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These are text messages i exchange with my 17 year old cousin bennett. he is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at amoco, has a ... -
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Lmao!!!!!!! These Bennett txts kill me!! LOL
hahahahahah! I swear by balls on chicken sandwich I was done!
I swear I love Bennet! Keep the texts coming!
... I read that last convo and woke up on the floor 10 minutes later in a puddle of tears and with a new 6 pack.
YESSSS. Please do weekly/ monthly installments of this because it really makes my day lol
mane Bennett is a fuckin FOOL!!!! OMG I love him...keeps me trippin...llamf...
I bet if Bennett finds out about this blog.. He will fill your car with water. heh.. :D
Bennett already knows... he commented on the last bloq.
Not funny ...
Omg! This guy had me in tears. lmaoo I want to read more!
I know a lot ov white people who act like Bennett. I went to school w. Them they all live in Orlando LOL they swear Lil Wayne is their family ! I love my white friends they keep me lauqhinq !
I <3 Bennet. He's fuckin hilarious!!
PLEASE put him on youtube LMAO!!!!!!
Lmfao gota Love Bennett!!
Omggggg Bennett u need jeezus lol
This post has me dead! I cried after the Jehovah's witness part
I love reading the texts, I swear it have me n tears he is too funny n wat makes it funnier is he is serious with the things he say lml. I b needing to laugh so thanks Bennett .
Yashika Bradley
I love Bennett, reading these texts always cracks me up real hard! Like I can picture a crazy ass white boy who swears he's gangsta really doing all of these things. Too funny. Lmfao
$20 for Jesus LMBO..... Help me somebody....OMG!!!! In tears on the floor laughing...
Uhh... you all know this is fake right? Funny, but fake... look it up.
U dont kno what LaSanya is lmao..... I love Bennett
I can't with this guy,,he is hillarious,,I wanna meet him,and make him my text buddy,,lmaooooo
Omg I hate my nite job sooo much & I read dis whn I laid down in bed.....omg! Ctfu rotf!!!
OMG I love this!
LMFAOOOOOOOO
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His ignorance is my bliss...wipe his balls on her sandwich...that's just hilarious, stupid and random all at the same time!
The texts are fake...the guy with the "Look At Me Now" pancake rap is the same guy who does these: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-user-polls/post/rapper-mac-lethal-on-texts-from-bennett-tumblr-rapping-about-pancakes-and-more/2011/12/02/gIQAzDjCLO_blog.html
this needs to be an everyday thing to post on here. your cousin brightens my day lmao.
Can I get Bennett's number so he can entertain me daily? ROTFLMMFAO! Too funny... keep em coming, even if it may not b legit
i want this dude to upload a picture of Bennett. i'm very curious how he looks like....
Haha these is so funny lmfbao!! Haha
OMG! This kid is NUTS! lol. I think we need to see a picture of him, because if he looks anything like how he talks/texts then he is definitely a character!
I fuckin LOVE Bennett!!! He is a hot mess!!!!! LMAO!!!
#weakkkkkkkkk. I love you Bennett! you sure do make my day
Lmfao thz is hilarious
im in the library readin this and am trying SO HARD not to cry out loud laughing...wipe my balls on her chicken sandwich! LMFAO
Hahahahah more bennet!!!
Did he say he knocked on a old lady door & got $20 dollars lml... drake wears Victoria secret lmfaoo
Can I have his number ? I love him! He would be my entrainment for years <3 <3 :DD
Bennett is my homie.. lol makes me "laff" every time.. lol
They found out that bennett is fake
this dude be havin me WEAK!!! lol str8 tears everytime I read these texts!! half because he can't spell worth ANYTHING and the other half because he is super serious with it too!! keep em coming Kev
Lol!
His verbal skills is off the hook!!!!! Lol
this wood be sooo funny if it was REAL..................
iDIED. I look forward to more text from Bennet.
Or you could just read them from the original tumblr... http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
holy shit... im 99% sure this kid goes to my school. HAWKS
these are great please post more..
Who cares if this is fake or not...This is too funny. If it makes everyone laugh and everyone enjoys it then it shouldn't matter if it is real or not!!!
Fake or not, this shit is hilarious!
OMG JUST DISCOVRED BENNET!! LOOOVE IT, LITERALLY LOL'ING! HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA can't wait for more! Love it (:
Dude....you are too amazing.....I have a 20 year old son that IS identical to Bennet!
- Aida
that kid is hilarious!
This guy is freakin awsome it.hurts
There needs to be more of these, why are there not more of these..
Lol let me talk to Bennett:)
I love this dude on so many levels, Please keep them coming,
If Drake quit rap he'd work at a mall putting lotion on bitches hands..hahaha he's fuckin HILARIOUS, #ICant
3 words: HUSTLA DA RABBIT *crying* Real or not, Bennett is hella funnty!
People like Bennett are why couples should be required to pass a test before having children. Either that or he needs a late abortion. What a total idiot, just reading his misspellings and idiotic waffle makes me cringe. I wouldn't even brake when seeing him cross the street.
Died at if drake quit rap he'd be working at the mall putting lotion on womens hands
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