Monday, December 5, 2011

Bennett Is Back....







63 comments:

lady_chrys said...

Lmao!!!!!!! These Bennett txts kill me!! LOL

shumane said...

hahahahahah! I swear by balls on chicken sandwich I was done!

Anonymous said...

I swear I love Bennet! Keep the texts coming!

Anonymous said...

... I read that last convo and woke up on the floor 10 minutes later in a puddle of tears and with a new 6 pack.

Anonymous said...

YESSSS. Please do weekly/ monthly installments of this because it really makes my day lol

Anonymous said...

mane Bennett is a fuckin FOOL!!!! OMG I love him...keeps me trippin...llamf...

Ciprian said...

I bet if Bennett finds out about this blog.. He will fill your car with water. heh.. :D

Anonymous said...

Bennett already knows... he commented on the last bloq.

Anonymous said...

Not funny ...

Anonymous said...

Omg! This guy had me in tears. lmaoo I want to read more!

Anonymous said...

I know a lot ov white people who act like Bennett. I went to school w. Them they all live in Orlando LOL they swear Lil Wayne is their family ! I love my white friends they keep me lauqhinq !

Pretty_Eyes said...

I <3 Bennet. He's fuckin hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE put him on youtube LMAO!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmfao gota Love Bennett!!

Anonymous said...

Omggggg Bennett u need jeezus lol

Anonymous said...

This post has me dead! I cried after the Jehovah's witness part

Anonymous said...

I love reading the texts, I swear it have me n tears he is too funny n wat makes it funnier is he is serious with the things he say lml. I b needing to laugh so thanks Bennett .

Yashika Bradley

Brittany said...

I love Bennett, reading these texts always cracks me up real hard! Like I can picture a crazy ass white boy who swears he's gangsta really doing all of these things. Too funny. Lmfao

Anonymous said...

$20 for Jesus LMBO..... Help me somebody....OMG!!!! In tears on the floor laughing...

Anonymous said...

Uhh... you all know this is fake right? Funny, but fake... look it up.

Anonymous said...

U dont kno what LaSanya is lmao..... I love Bennett

NICKIE said...

I can't with this guy,,he is hillarious,,I wanna meet him,and make him my text buddy,,lmaooooo

B'lush said...

Omg I hate my nite job sooo much & I read dis whn I laid down in bed.....omg! Ctfu rotf!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG I love this!

Bella said...

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous said...

His ignorance is my bliss...wipe his balls on her sandwich...that's just hilarious, stupid and random all at the same time!

Anonymous said...

The texts are fake...the guy with the "Look At Me Now" pancake rap is the same guy who does these: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-user-polls/post/rapper-mac-lethal-on-texts-from-bennett-tumblr-rapping-about-pancakes-and-more/2011/12/02/gIQAzDjCLO_blog.html

stephanie said...

this needs to be an everyday thing to post on here. your cousin brightens my day lmao.

jen said...

Can I get Bennett's number so he can entertain me daily? ROTFLMMFAO! Too funny... keep em coming, even if it may not b legit

Anonymous said...

i want this dude to upload a picture of Bennett. i'm very curious how he looks like....

Anonymous said...

Haha these is so funny lmfbao!! Haha

Anonymous said...

OMG! This kid is NUTS! lol. I think we need to see a picture of him, because if he looks anything like how he talks/texts then he is definitely a character!

Ashley said...

I fuckin LOVE Bennett!!! He is a hot mess!!!!! LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

#weakkkkkkkkk. I love you Bennett! you sure do make my day

Anonymous said...

Lmfao thz is hilarious

Anonymous said...

im in the library readin this and am trying SO HARD not to cry out loud laughing...wipe my balls on her chicken sandwich! LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Hahahahah more bennet!!!

AshLey said...

Did he say he knocked on a old lady door & got $20 dollars lml... drake wears Victoria secret lmfaoo

Anonymous said...

Can I have his number ? I love him! He would be my entrainment for years <3 <3 :DD

Anonymous said...

Bennett is my homie.. lol makes me "laff" every time.. lol

Anonymous said...

They found out that bennett is fake

Anonymous said...

this dude be havin me WEAK!!! lol str8 tears everytime I read these texts!! half because he can't spell worth ANYTHING and the other half because he is super serious with it too!! keep em coming Kev

Anonymous said...

Lol!

X said...

His verbal skills is off the hook!!!!! Lol

Anonymous said...

this wood be sooo funny if it was REAL..................

Divine said...

iDIED. I look forward to more text from Bennet.

Anonymous said...

Or you could just read them from the original tumblr... http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

Anonymous said...

holy shit... im 99% sure this kid goes to my school. HAWKS

Brittan said...

these are great please post more..

Anonymous said...

Who cares if this is fake or not...This is too funny. If it makes everyone laugh and everyone enjoys it then it shouldn't matter if it is real or not!!!

Anonymous said...

Fake or not, this shit is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

OMG JUST DISCOVRED BENNET!! LOOOVE IT, LITERALLY LOL'ING! HAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA can't wait for more! Love it (:

Anonymous said...

Dude....you are too amazing.....I have a 20 year old son that IS identical to Bennet!
- Aida

Anonymous said...

that kid is hilarious!

pretty_petitte said...

This guy is freakin awsome it.hurts

Anonymous said...

There needs to be more of these, why are there not more of these..

Anonymous said...

Lol let me talk to Bennett:)

uniqueDUDE said...

I love this dude on so many levels, Please keep them coming,

Anonymous said...

If Drake quit rap he'd work at a mall putting lotion on bitches hands..hahaha he's fuckin HILARIOUS, #ICant

Anonymous said...

3 words: HUSTLA DA RABBIT *crying* Real or not, Bennett is hella funnty!

Unknown said...

People like Bennett are why couples should be required to pass a test before having children. Either that or he needs a late abortion. What a total idiot, just reading his misspellings and idiotic waffle makes me cringe. I wouldn't even brake when seeing him cross the street.

Anonymous said...

Died at if drake quit rap he'd be working at the mall putting lotion on womens hands

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