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Text From Bennett. The Funniest Ever

These are text messages i exchange with my 17 year old cousin bennett. he is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at amoco, has a girlfriend named mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. He has no idea i do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real..











Source http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

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Think for Free said…
oh my goodness...i am wiping away tears!
too funny :D
December 1, 2011 at 12:31 PM
JC|♥ said…
LMAO!!! I could not stop laughing, your cousin is too much!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Anonymous said…
hahahahahahahahahahaha he is so fuckin funny! it makes NO sense!!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:33 PM
MsHolly said…
omg..that was f*ckin hilarious!
December 1, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Anonymous said…
lol thia guy is a goddamn moron i love it
December 1, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Anonymous said…
AWESOME... some ppl have 1/2 a brain.. but thats what makes them funnier than most!
December 1, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Jennipher said…
I am offically done! LOL! I don't think I could have taken anymore I'm glad it was over ROTFL!
December 1, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Keshundra said…
Omg lol 2 funny I love it!!!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Anonymous said…
Omfg! Is this guy serious?! Did he get a high school diploma or at least a GED? He's a trip man
December 1, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Rotflmaooooooooo
December 1, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Anonymous said…
ignorance is funny now? seems like he has some mental disabilities i think instead of laughing at him you should get him some medical help
December 1, 2011 at 12:36 PM
ScYellow said…
give me Bennett number hahahaha
December 1, 2011 at 12:37 PM
KirbyTheAlmighty said…
These are all courtesy of Mac Lethal, by the way.
December 1, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Anonymous said…
Kevin Hart brought me here!
December 1, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Chrystal said…
Bennett is insanely funny, he needs his own show - call it "Text Message Humor" no! better yet, call it, "Texting with Bennett."
December 1, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Anonymous said…
OMFG! People are looking at me crazy cause I can't stop laughing!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Beautifullove714 said…
Omfg that shit was fukin hilarious. I'm in tears yo lol.. He is as funny as k.hart.. Rollin on the fukin floor.. @queenrunzish follow me I would love to read funny shit like this every damn day
December 1, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Omg! I know people are wondering why I'm laughing so hard at this computer. Hilarious! It's hard to believe this is real.
December 1, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Jennifer said…
omg lmfao. hahahaha. that was epic.
December 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Yo_Cuervo said…
why do you have so many unanswered texts?

I know you famous, get an assistant
December 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous said…
hilarious... but should it be textS from bennett?
December 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous said…
Your cousin is hilarious, I need someone like that in my life so I can just laugh.
December 1, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Anonymous said…
this is the funniest shit i ever seen..has me rollinlls
December 1, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Anonymous said…
This dude needs to be on tour with you, he is HILARIOUS and it's funnier because he serious! LMAO
December 1, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Anonymous said…
lol lmaooo and he was serious too!! this is Hilarious!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:42 PM
none ya damn business said…
lmfaooo smh
December 1, 2011 at 12:43 PM
temoi21@yahoo.com said…
Every thing above me DIDO...to fuckin funny
December 1, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow..SMH...Lmao
December 1, 2011 at 12:43 PM
CHOC DELOSA said…
LMMFAO....i got tears in my eyes from lol'n at this blog OMGGGGG!!! I gotta share this on my facebook page....LMAO @ HUSTLA THE RABBIT tho...that was hella funny!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:44 PM
rachet said…
lmfao!!!! omg dhiss waz 2 funni
December 1, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Anonymous said…
Lmaoooo Dis Kidd Got Nothing Else Betta To Do I Swear....Im #Weakkk

"I told yhu Bennet Is A Boss Hog GANGSTA" <<>>
December 1, 2011 at 12:45 PM
chaffee...lol said…
I'm not even suppose to read stuff like this... what wll my Bishop think? THE FUNNIEST EVER... #ismythoughts
December 1, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow funny I was laughing so hard he is funny as shit like wow!!!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Anonymous said…
YEAH BRO. YOUR COUSIN HAS SOME REAL ISSUES, BUT HE IS A FUNNY DUDE!!!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Siki said…
I'm crying laugh right now!!unbelievable
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Anonymous said…
Mac Mothafuckin' Lethal!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Nick said…
That kid is going to screw with the wrong person and end p on the news you might want to tell him to chill out.
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Anonymous said…
this is fucked i sw the part where bennett says lil wayne says real g'z silent like lasagna and i was listning to that song and as i read it it played
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Condittere said…
That was so funny I almost peed on myself!!! The one that got me was call her a Mexican!!! Too much
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Anonymous said…
Lmfbo. Dumb as hell, lmfno!
December 1, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Lisa K said…
I pissed myself laughing at this fool!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Ariel said…
ohmagawd that was awesome. i can't believe that was actually real! WOW!
December 1, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Anonymous said…
Yo I wanna be this dude friend he can call me or text me anyday!...yo I haven't laughed so freaken hard in years I litterally cried!...n may pissed my pants!...lmao
December 1, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Anonymous said…
Omg this is 2 funny! !!
December 1, 2011 at 12:48 PM
MsThunda said…
LMAO @Jumping Jacks!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:48 PM
lovleywilson said…
well i never this is the funniest!!-i think u guys should turn this in to a play and get ur tyler perry on,and call the play white (chocalate)-bennett would be so proud of me right now:) hit me up 4 more details and u damn right i would share this link@lovleywilson@facebook.com-wat r u gonna do do when ur cousin finds out? cant wait much love!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said…
hilarious!!!!! idk y the vince vaughn one was the funniest to me.
December 1, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Janaya said…
ROTLFLMFAOOOOOOO omgoshhhhhhhh dat was da funniest n dumbiest thng i hav evaa read like omgoshh he betta be cute cause if not he will not get far in life due to da fact dat he is extremely DuMb!!!! Lmaoo good shyt Kev<3 .....<3
December 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Lilsexxy said…
Omg! Bennett iz supa dupa slow!! His new name iz Turtle!! Funny az hell! Some1 buy dude a dictionary for Christmas!!LMMFAO!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous said…
i almost choked a a fruit snack laughin at your cousin
December 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous said…
I dont see how u kept tht convo goin tht long.... omg wow
December 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous said…
Although he sadly seems illiterate and a bit retarded, i can see why everyone including myself thinks its freaking hilarious.. to damn funny ... hope he never finds out you upload his texts to a blog... ;-p
December 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Maddie's Mom said…
ROTFLCTFU! Oh My Goodness! Poor Bennett. He is freaking HILARIOUS. I cant stop laughing.
December 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh my god...this shit is hilarious...
December 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Anonymous said…
WTF?!!! That boy needs to go back to school. A grown ass man should know how to spell! *Embarrassment*!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Unknown said…
I want to text Bennett! Kevin Hart put me on this.... Funny as hell!
December 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Miss Missy said…
Real Talk you just made my day! those are the conversations i have with my older brother... I thought i was the only person that was blessed with these intelligent conversations! I love it!
December 1, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Spitfirefury said…
I need a friend like Bennett!!! Tooooooo funny!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:53 PM
candis said…
Wow thiis is too funny OMG i cant stop laughing, that is one crazy white boy.
December 1, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Anonymous said…
OMGGG!!! Bwahahahahahaaha!! Poor little Tink Tink!!! He said thats being "prejadiss" Im too through!!!
December 1, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Anonymous said…
Do you really get 500000 for joining illuminati
December 1, 2011 at 12:55 PM
erica said…
Hahaha that shit is hilarious. My life would be complete if I had him to text hahaha
December 1, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Anonymous said…
dis nigga is fuckin stupid.... yo ur cousin is fuckin stupid...real talk...n his girl is another fuckin idiot for being wit a dumb nigga....OMG...but i'm not goin to lie...dis shit is fuckin hilarious of how much of a dumbass dis white boy is...n all i gotta say is to whoever posted dis convo...i give u mad credit but for ur cousin tell him dis: FUCK YOU NIGGA...U SOFT N A DUMB NIGGA TOO...U AINT NO GANGSTA...n pick up a book n learn how to speak n write nigga...lmao @ u dumb nigga
December 1, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Anonymous said…
Whoo! I cant breathe!!! The funniest ish ever! The spelling is hilarious...BTW I need u to check ur mesages too with those hundreds of messages waiting lol. U must be popular! lol #keepthesecomin
December 1, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Anonymous said…
*dead* He is hilarious!!! EVERYONE should have a Bennett in their life! Dont judge, we all got issues...being simple is his..... a gift and a curse- but you gotta love him for it!! LMAO!
December 1, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous said…
@ crystal, it shud b called "Textit wit Bennett"
December 1, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Dona Deri said…
OMG I am sitting at work dying laughing lol. "I told her to do jumping jacks" lol
December 1, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG....i am at work laughing out loud this is to freaking funny where do you find friends like this
December 1, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said…
The funniest dumbest shit ever I would love to meet his silly ass
December 1, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Anonymous said…
OK that seriously just made my day. LMAO!!! Your cousin is just like this guy I grew up with! His dad is super rich, he is a spoiled white boy and he acts JUST like your cousin.
December 1, 2011 at 1:06 PM
evie said…
Lmaoooo off day chain
December 1, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Anonymous said…
I swear this was the highlight of my day. I almost got in trouble at work for laughing so damn hard...
December 1, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Sweetz said…
OMG!! this so so funny you should never get bored with someone like him around!!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG!!!! I DAMN NEAR PISSED MY PANTS READING THIS !!!!! YO THIS SHYT WAS HILARIOUS
December 1, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Mimi said…
Oh No...I'm DEAD.
iCant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....this had me laughing so hard, I was coughing and almost vomited. lol
December 1, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Anonymous said…
PLEASE PUT MORE ! OMGG
December 1, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Niecey said…
Lmmfao @ this, my mans gettin mad cuz I'm laughin too hard to explain why!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Anonymous said…
Where bennet at? he need a fucking show. Dude funny as shit.
December 1, 2011 at 1:14 PM
angie said…
omg funniest shit i ever read in my life
December 1, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Anonymous said…
son this cant be real!!!! u need to get him on video saying some of this shit!
December 1, 2011 at 1:18 PM
sexiibrowneyes21 said…
This was hilarious!! Haha I'm seriously lmao right now!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Anonymous said…
FREQQN HILARIOUS!
December 1, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Bri said…
This is clearly the child that No Child Left Behind left behind...
December 1, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Anonymous said…
Bennet is too funni especially about the bath salts lol
December 1, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Anonymous said…
OMFG.....My whole face hurts from LMFAO!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Andrea3273 said…
I am wipin my tears of a da laugh! Share some more!
December 1, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Anonymous said…
WOW ...I commend you for having the patience to talk with him ... I wouldn't whether to laugh or be annoyed by his stupidity .. I guess laughing would be best smdh ROTFF
December 1, 2011 at 1:26 PM
B said…
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo owe owe owe.............my side hurtin from laughing so hard, lmao...!!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Anonymous said…
ima lie n say shes mexican lmao thats a good one
December 1, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Anonymous said…
Ohmygeese I'm cryn ! There's no more ?? That shyt was funny !
December 1, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Eb said…
Lmao hell naw...
December 1, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Anonymous said…
Lmao..."she from India"!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Anonymous said…
This the funniest shit ever. Im in tears. I
December 1, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Devo said…
What is equally amusing and disturbing is how many of the comments on here demonstrate the same level of literacy and intelligence as Bennett's texts. Can anyone in this country still spell? Christ, our future is doomed.
December 1, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Anonymous said…
I don't know whats funnier. This or the comment left at 12:57 today. I will assume his other cousin is who commented. Lol.
December 1, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Nayely Enciso said…
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December 1, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Unknown said…
hahaha love how you actually reply. i mean how can you not reply back? hahaha i need a friend like this..... LOL
December 1, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Bennett is a beast!
December 1, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Blizz said…
Dat shit silly as hell... I wanna see more! Lmao @ she can sleep in the garage!!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow...How patient you are to reply to him like that. He is definitely funny but I would get frustrated at times, I'm sure. God bless him. LOL
December 1, 2011 at 1:44 PM
jaybond007 said…
Yo that lasagna line had me weak I was sittin in a library and just started to obnoxiously laugh, im still laughing now.
December 1, 2011 at 1:45 PM
C@yCeBoyWiLl said…
Dude is wild as fuck, seems he has alot of freetime and has alot of random thoughts lllloooollll super funny
December 1, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Anonymous said…
I have an idiot of a friend just like this. wish i had my iphone still lol
December 1, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Anonymous said…
this is that hood gangsta sh!t. lol for real this was worth the ten minutes to read. funny as f^ck! :]
December 1, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Anonymous said…
For the love of all that is good and holy in this world post more...
December 1, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Anonymous said…
Alright, alright, alright, everybody stop...This shit has to be made up...I mean really no one can be that dumb and not know it! I just died
December 1, 2011 at 1:55 PM
AmayaRaiyne said…
Laughed so hard I pissed myself...I need frinds like this in my life...NOW!!!
December 1, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Anonymous said…
"do jumping jacks to get the sperm out" ...lmfao, oh cousin bennett, how you make us full of laughter
December 1, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Anonymous said…
I'M LITERALLY CTFU AT THIS!! LMFFAAOOOOO!
December 1, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Anonymous said…
OOOOOMG!!! im dying laughing right now. Im sooo DONE. its so funny cuz he is dead ass serious! wtf. BUT he better stop saying the N***a word if he is a white boy.....Jus saying, dont let his black friends hear him.
December 1, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Unknown said…
I drew you a picture... You really should look at it :)

http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j331/sunnymrodgers/HustlerDaBunny.jpg
December 1, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous said…
LMAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE this! It's important to keep crazy asses like Bennett around you so you can always know how important it is to get an education and have common sense!

I love you Bennett!
December 1, 2011 at 2:01 PM
luvlee_timae said…
ctfu that boy is a fuckin fool
December 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow.....I understand that txtn has ruined my spelling, but Damn!...#765AndersonMuncieWeInHere!
December 1, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said…
Not to sound like a jerk but that was the funniest and saddest thing I've ever read. I started laughing out loud and then I wondered what the hell your cousin is going to do for a job. Or a girlfriend. Or a life. Thank god he has you to talk to. Keep up the good work.
December 1, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said…
lmmfaooo like someone said earlier can I have Bennet's number I want to text with him, lmmfaooo he is too funny!!!
December 1, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Anonymous said…
This proves there should be a test to pass before anyone can vote
December 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Unknown said…
http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j331/sunnymrodgers/HustlerDaBunny.jpg
December 1, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Anonymous said…
dude! read your other messages!! but hilarious- i think my fave is lasagna
December 1, 2011 at 2:08 PM
SirElFreako said…
this absolutely needs it's own Facebook page. HOLY SHIT this cat's hilarious.
December 1, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Anonymous said…
I am changing my name to "Hustla Da Rabbit" end of...
December 1, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Anonymous said…
This just significantly improved my life.
December 1, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Anonymous said…
Mannn Bennet dumb af I'm killin myself laughin(<---yess I had to spell it out) over here we discussin him on bbm n he needs to have one lol
December 1, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Bennett said…
omg..... i love the comments everyone and im going to do more... and i also make music follow me on twitter @gogetta_muzik and facebook is gogettamusic like it and check back for updates of my dumb cousin
December 1, 2011 at 2:22 PM
SUPASHEEN!!! said…
DAMN!! I THINK I PEED A LITTLE!! IM STILL FUCKIN CRYIN!!! THANX!
December 1, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Hiram2000 said…
LMMFAO, I have to say that is some of the funniest stuff, I've ever read in my life, that dude is mad funny!
December 1, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said…
This is the funniest mess!! My damn stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!
December 1, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG. THis is so F*ing funny. I love how he thinks he's so f*ing smart. Can't stop laughing!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 2:26 PM
blair said…
anyone else notice how many unread messages this guy has, holy shit dude you need to read those
December 1, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous said…
fake but funny
December 1, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Anonymous said…
lmfaoooo! keep posting this shit!
December 1, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Alyssa said…
Hahaha!! That's Awesome!! Makes You Feel So Smart With Him Huh?!
December 1, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow, how pathetic. I don't think it's nearly as funny as it is sad that this is real. Not judging... seriously. It's just a really sad situation to me.
December 1, 2011 at 2:38 PM
trisha j2 said…
k hart sent us.... man this is just too funny. made ne laugh today. smacked my forehead for reading this blog lol
December 1, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm crying so hard right now it ain't even funny I'm at work and if somebody walk in OMG...LMAO
December 1, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Omg omg omg!! I am crying so hard from laughing. Maybe even pee'd a little lol! Please please pleeeeeaaaaase keep posting more. I need this laughter everyday! LMFAO!
December 1, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Anonymous said…
this motherfucker is fuckin' dumbass.
December 1, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Anonymous said…
This had me in tears!! I want to see more!!
December 1, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Anonymous said…
Text from Bennett are now required at least once a week! You can't make stuff like this up!
December 1, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said…
I need a face to go with this!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said…
Lol, I laughed on the inside...Bennett you silly ass.
December 1, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Tayter said…
O m Gee....ihave a cousin like this....I have to warn people before I formally introduce them......like....listen.....she is seriously a nut job...do not I repeat do not be offended by anything this idiot says
December 1, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Anonymous said…
This is totally fake and it wasn't even funny at all. People get so amused over idiots like this so-called "Bennett". It's very pitiful.
December 1, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Anonymous said…
Um...not all that funny. Maybe its just me...?
December 1, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Anonymous said…
I need to see text from Bennett everyday...SO HILARIOUS !!!!
December 1, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Anonymous said…
Who knew stupidity & ignorance could be so funny
December 1, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Anonymous said…
This is sooo funny. He was so for real about that indian girl too. smdh.
December 1, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Anonymous said…
This is so funny! It's epic!
December 1, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Anonymous said…
I am seriously crying laughing! Friggin HILARIOUS!
December 1, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Anonymous said…
Please keep these coming. Devote an entire blog to this. I'm crying.
December 1, 2011 at 3:16 PM
nattykins said…
I seriously almost pissed myself just now.
December 1, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Anonymous said…
[IMG]http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j331/sunnymrodgers/HustlerDaBunny.jpg[/IMG]
December 1, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Hey Cairra said…
ROFLMAO!!! This is the funniest thing i have ever read in life. Kudos
December 1, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Anonymous said…
didnt find this funny at all. american ignornace and stupitity is such a shame.
December 1, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Tiffany Tadaa said…
OMG!!!!! funniest mess ever!!!!!!
December 1, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Anonymous said…
lmfao that shit was funny lol
December 1, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Anonymous said…
Как, черт возьми, я получаю эту воду из моего автомобиля??
December 1, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Anonymous said…
Lmao this is like if Dom Mazzetti did a txt message blog
December 1, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Anonymous said…
tht was your car^^^
December 1, 2011 at 3:25 PM
TheFantom said…
Mac Lethal created this. Google him, he is the best rapper you haven't heard yet. Twitter.com/MacLethal666
December 1, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Anonymous said…
Why do you have so many unread text messages? 146, that's just crazy
December 1, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous said…
that boy couldnt find his ass with both hands
December 1, 2011 at 3:32 PM
bob jones said…
i'd like to meat bennegt's russian hoe neighbor. how do i do dat?
December 1, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Anonymous said…
omg i saw this on kevin hart's wall glad i came here this was too funny.
December 1, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Justin said…
This is fake. In one of the messages it says that his father is 30, but at the top it says that Bennett is 17. That would have made Bennett's father 13 when he had him, which is extremely unlikely. So, it's fake.
December 1, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Anonymous said…
to justin: the person who's phone it is, is 30. not bennett's father. they're cousins... and anyway it might be fake but either way it's fking hilarious.
December 1, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous said…
I was having THE most stressed out day at work, came across this and I am STILL wiping tears from my eyes!
December 1, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Anonymous said…
NANS
December 1, 2011 at 3:50 PM
GucciKisses said…
THIS IS HILARIOUS BENNETT IS A FUCKIN FOOL I WOULD ENTERTAIN HIM TOO BY RESPONDING... BUT IF HE DONT GET HIS SPELLING CHECKED IMA HAVE TO TUTOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS OUTTA LINE... BUT IM REALLY WEAKKKKKKKK
December 1, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Anonymous said…
i love this guy
December 1, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Kristin said…
Justin: It says nothing about his father being 30..

PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT! I <3 you Kevin!!
December 1, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Anonymous said…
this is funny stuff! And so honest! LOL
December 1, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said…
More please!!!
December 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Anonymous said…
Outta line, lmmfao. ! I wish I had his number I wuld text him allll day!
December 1, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Anonymous said…
So after reading your introduction paragraph, I was wondering why you would abbreviate "cripple". After I laughed and shook my head the entire time reading it I re-read the introduction. I am too white for introductions sometimes.
December 1, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Anonymous said…
To dawn Funny...... ROTFDLMAO
December 1, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG! I am weak! LOLOLOL!
December 1, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Anonymous said…
Please post more!
December 1, 2011 at 4:15 PM
LeighBlaque said…
This was so fu*king funny!!! I literallllly cried laughing.... your cousin was born a comedian!!!
December 1, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous said…
WOW! Bennett should meet my friend! I took her to ihop and she squealed when she saw the creamers and said "oooh little milks!!" and drank the half and halfs straight out of the container!! I think they'd get along well! LMAO!! TOOOO FUNNY!
December 1, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Anonymous said…
WOW! Anyone else feel their IQ drop by the second?
December 1, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Alex said…
I love how you sometimes correct him (which is hilarious) and then sometimes you just mess with him and go along with whatever he says... this is the funniest website I have ever been to in my life. Completely serious this is the best.
December 1, 2011 at 4:23 PM
claireBear said…
I'd love to be a fly on his wall and witness this dude in action. Classic.
December 1, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Anonymous said…
WHY do you constantly have 100+ unread text messages? That's insane.
December 1, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Anonymous said…
That test tube baby is reason why his mom should have swallowed.
December 1, 2011 at 4:29 PM
B'lush said…
Reading dat was like watchn boondocks!!! Omg hes a moron!!! Bwahahahahaha ctfu!
December 1, 2011 at 4:37 PM
dannymartin214@ said…
that shit be leavin me speakless
December 1, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said…
This is not real. There is no way someone that stupid and can't spell would know about van gogh and his ear being cut off.
December 1, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Anonymous said…
give him a show call it "BFT" which stands for Bennett's Fucking Texts
December 1, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Pres said…
this is straight hilarious
December 1, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Anonymous said…
Hahaha!! sad thing is I have relatives just like this..
December 1, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Anonymous said…
That honkigga, Bennett is going to kick yo' ass when he finds out about this blog...hilarious!
December 1, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said…
Ummm..wouldn't the auto spell function on an iPhone correct all of this misspellings?
December 1, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Anonymous said…
that boy dannymartin214 be hilarious
December 1, 2011 at 5:06 PM
sexiitabii said…
Lmao! I love it...randomness is hilarious, an yo cuz is the most random ass person I ever seen! This ish priceless! I love that he filled his neighbor's car wit water! Haha...an jumpin jacks to get tha sperm out?! Damn son...hilarious!
December 1, 2011 at 5:07 PM
dildofred said…
"this shit be leaving me speakless"dannymartin214 lmao
December 1, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Anonymous said…
man u gotta keep blogging this i would love to read some more!!
December 1, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Anonymous said…
Omg this is hilarious, keep them coming!
December 1, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Anonymous said…
God bless your cousin..............im speechlesss.......
December 1, 2011 at 5:31 PM
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